| mr. majestyk |
[Sep. 2nd, 2003|01:48 am] |
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RIP charles bronson |
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| same bat-time, same bat-channel |
[Jul. 23rd, 2003|03:57 am] |
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kyle here. it's about 30 minutes before my bedtime so i thought i might kill some time here. i hope this doesn't get deleted. if it does i will be enraged. nobody wants that. this summer has been rather uneventful so far. read every book i could get my hands on, watched about 100 movies, pretty much doing everything possible besides taking a class or working. living the high life you might say.
that's about to change. thursday i depart for some town in iowa for the every 5th year family reunion. it's my mother's side and the only time i see them is at said reunions. it would be nearly intolerable if not for the fact that i'll be staying in a cabin on a lake. i will fish to my little heart's content. moving on, from there i will be going to orlando to watch my brother play in some travel ball world series. hopefully it will not be 90 degrees constantly. i have a feeling this will turn out to be false hope. shortly after my return from orlando, overall, christine loughman and i will depart for london. good times will be had. i've never been there before, it should be interesting. it's about 95% certain that we will have a free place to stay while there as well. does it get much better? i think not. unless....you are in posession of a delta buddy pass. which i am. so it does indeed get better.
while i'm gone i shall miss douglas' birthday. he will turn 21 and probably get drunk and get an std all in the same night. perhaps he will receive a gift from a foreign land. i recently got back into ping pong. ronnie and payam came over one day and got me playing again. about 2 weeks earlier i found a movie called ping pong, from japan i believe, but i didn't have subtitles so i couldn't watch it. shortly after eli and ronnie come over, what do i find but subtitles. the movie is awesome. i wish i was a professional table tennis player. i wish i could have a table up at school. it would be glorious.
i have been watching my family guy dvds fairly regularly here lately. for my money comedy doesn't get much better. i think i'm running out of things to say. oh here's a nice litle story i can tell. so i'm at my aunt's house fixing her computer. my uncle is retired and he watches my cousin's son gabe who is like 2 i think. anyway when the kid says my name it either sounds like cow or tile, but never the right combination of the two. he was saying it and he said cow and my cousin...his mom...said "he's a cow." so gabe says "you're a cow" to me and i say it back to him. then he goes totally below the belt and says "your mom is a cow." it totally ruled. he's the coolest 2 year old. last time i was playing with him he was chasing me around the yard and then all of the sudden he stopped. i went over to him to see if he was okay. i noticed his legs were slightly bent and his face was red and trembling. then as soon as it had come it was gone. i asked him if he was okay and he sad "finished poopin." killer.
i hate it when i listen to the radio/mp3s whatever and i hate every song i hear. that just happened. i think thats my cue to go to sleep. i've got a bunch of annoying jobs to do tomorrow. it could turn into a long day. by the way i love nelly/ p diddy/ murphy lee - shake ya tailfeather.
kyle |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 21st, 2003|08:43 pm] |
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| | ryan adams | ] |
i have not updated in quite some time. finals went ok. i ended up with 2 a's, 2 b's, and a c. not too shabby. the c was in a class i thought was a guaranteed b. total suckage. my maymester finance class is no fun. i am done at 11 and feel accomplished when i get out of class, but i would rather feel my head on the pillow. nobody's ever up that early so i end up going home and watching tv until like 12 or 1 anyway. i need a job.
the move back home for the summer has been completed. my computer is on a crappy folding table that shakes constantly but i don't really mind. living in the basement and constantly watching movies/playing video games in surround sound rocks the body that rocks the party. not much has been happening lately. metro thrift continues to be crappy. i always go in hopes that it will be like the old days but it appears like those days are gone. wendy rohr went to madrid today. i have always wanted to go there. or barcelona. maybe one day ill visit.
i have not been sleeping well as of late. i am like an old man. i go to bed at like 11 and wake up a hundred times during the night for no apparent reason. maybe i'm going to bed too early. i have to get up at 7, which for me is the equivalent of bamboo chutes under the fingernails and red hot pokers in the eyes. i'm nonfunctional in the class. the teacher will ask me a question and it takes me like 5 seconds to process it. i have to think of the last thing she said...cause i'm half asleep...i think she thinks i'm dumb. i don't blame her. adam kennedy sits next to me. it's weird seeing people from high school that i was friends with in middle school. he became too thugged out for my liking. our social circles didn't intersect a whole lot. there are also like 10 people who i recognize from somewhere. today i determined that there's a girl in there that i met at some sorority social freshmen year. weird. |
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| me fail english? that's unpossible! |
[May. 8th, 2003|12:45 am] |
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| | ryan adams | ] |
booooored to tears. i have no class tomorrow so i don't want to waste this lovely night. i spent all day reading for my econ final on friday. oh man mothra just flew in my room and made a foolish attempt to land on my reading light. little did it know that my light has the power of a thousand suns. needless to say that moth has flapped its little wings for the last time.
i wrote natalie's senior letter today. better late than never. it wasn't really that funny. i didn't have the midas touch. the one i wrote last year to joe was a masterpiece. i've got 4 years to write one for alan. i shall do my best.
so i'm trying to dl this french movie but i don't think there are any subtitles for it. if that's the case i will not be a happy camper. jana is spending the night over here. she didn't have anywhere to sleep cause doug is selfish and wouldn't let her sleep in his room, so i offered to share my bed. she declined, saying that i ooze too much machismo for her to be able to sleep in the same bed as me without being overcome with passion and succumbing to the desires of the flesh. i was like ehhhh...WHATEVER. luckily doug's stone heart went soft for a few seconds and he let her sleep on the floor of his room. ha. that reminds me of the donny osmond classic "soldier of love". donny is "a rebel with a heart made of stone".
i need some new songs to listen to. the same songs have been on my playlist for a month. except for copeland. everyhting else needs to go. so everyday for the past week i have gone online and created a new mini cooper that i will someday buy. my fav if the black with white bonnett strips. also it must have "the works". i want one oh so badly. ballofbart i believe is also a fan. i'm stuck w/ 2 of my books that i wanted to have bought back. next year they are using the new edition. not the group. hahahahahaa. wow i'm chock full 'o jokes tonight. i have a new background for my computer. gone is the lovely rachael leigh cook, only to be replaced by hellboy. a welcome change, long overdue and weeks in the making. it looks like this semester ill have one of the three following grade combinations:
1. 3 a's and 2 b's
2. 3 a's, 1 b, and 1 c
3. 2 a's, 2 b's, and 1 c
those go from most to least desirable. i definitely could do without the c. it's vb programming though, and i would say that i am an average programmer. this has been great. now it is time for some soldier of fortune 2 or battlefield 1942. ciao. |
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| our man flint |
[May. 6th, 2003|02:46 pm] |
goodwin screams more than an 8 year old girl. for the rest of my life, his high pitched, screaming voice will haunt my dreams.
p.s. i hate programming |
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| "Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at." |
[May. 1st, 2003|05:25 pm] |
i need a break from the books. i forgot to go to the sily spider monkey fiasco live show the other night at tate. i am dumb. that very same night i also forgot to turn in a project for my programming class. study study study. i want to go see xmen2 tonight at midnight but i have a final at 10am. i might have to wait until tomorrow. that frickin clown picture is still hanging in elise's dorm. it's the bane of my existence. just when i had forgotten about it. also the other night on conan the white stripes sang part of a son house song.
last night i killed 18 of these tiny bugs that kept flying on my monitor. then while i was laying in bed i kept "feeling" them on my legs and arms. it could have been the acid though. |
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| i want the new ipod |
[Apr. 30th, 2003|03:03 pm] |
please go here and watch these short animations. they rule. strindberg and helium
i played text twist on yahoo today for an hour in the library. it's quite engaging. i've got a final on friday so i need to begin preparations to dominate it. in other news, my cousin is getting married this weekend. i need to find proper attire for the event. that is all. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 28th, 2003|11:30 am] |
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whoever was sitting at this computer before me was looking at porn. i hope they got busted. that would be entertaining. this weekend i was supposed to go to the aquarium but OF COURSE overall cancelled. he said he would rather go when more people could go...meaning i'm not cool enough to go with. mr. saturday night special. i only kid. but he did cancel. and for that i will break one or both of his legs.
there's something in my throat. it's killing me. however i do not want to be the guy who won't stop coughing. i hate that guy. i have become what i hate the most. seven coughs in a row. maybe i have SARS. aah it went away...guess not. hahahahaa news can be fun. svengali
the library is boring. there is a line of people near the front that need to use a computer. i hope they aren't in a hurry cause i'm here for 40 more minutes. doing absolutely nothing. i saw michelle cruz yesterday. i had not seen her since high school.
doug took back dynasty warriors 4 last night. he said it was the worst 15 minutes of his life. i would have to agree with him. i want to purchase it badly. sadly i am broke. only $325 in the bank account. $275 is due in a few days...$92 more in another week. luckily i worked this weekend and made $100. maybe i'll buy it and charge it to the game. bruce and glo wouldn't be too upset. natalie spends about $500 a month. i think $50 would be ok for me. i just saw a kid in played baseball with at lawrenceville park when i was 8. weird. ok enough of my gay banter. eat your vegetables and take your vitamins. |
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| mary kate and ashley olsen are making a movie |
[Apr. 25th, 2003|02:31 am] |
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| | skip james...devil got my woman | ] |
u heard right. it shall be called new york minute. i think this is a mandate straight from heaven. in other news, elise just gave me the finger. i was shocked and awed.
douglas and i played dynasty warriors for like 2 hours tongiht. the same level...never beat it. i am going to the tennessee aquarium this weekend. doug is on the fence. overall is of course in. doug said jana might go. it will be a rip-roaring good time.
i have to write 2 senior letters, count em 2. i dont ever know what to say. mine to joe was basically a list of the funny things he witnessed or was a part of while i was there. it seemed to have no sentimental value whatsoever. if i were to fall asleep right now, i would get exactly 5 hrs and 15 mins of sleep. i really want to watch another movie but i apparently need sleep in order to be a "functioning member of society." maybe ill watch a short charlie chaplin. yess what a plan. the adventurer it is. it is a mere 7 days until xmen 2. sexcellent. |
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| now where that was ok, i think u need to work on it..some |
[Apr. 23rd, 2003|01:16 am] |
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| | liam lynch | ] |
i love how whenever i have plenty to do i have to get up early the next morning, yet last night, when i have all night to do whatever, i am extremely bored and go to sleep at 1. that is a long sentence. take a breath. you deserve it.
now i guess this guy thinks he's ali g but look at what i found on this message board i go to sometimes...
Allz You B-boyz n B-girlz needs to hit up ma websizzite!! super-greg, rashy, an roccy bring ta flava. cuz we be screamin infideleties what now!!
weiner
i will strive to be that cool. i think doug is in love w/ steph z. he's got that old-fashioned look in his eye where he'd do anything to bone her. i watched two weeks notice today. it was good. hugh grant rocks the body that rocks the party. the white stripes are on conan all week long. too cool for just one show.
i got my new book sin city and began reading it. pretty good for my first graphic novel. i wish i could draw well. i think i'll start reading preacher next. everytime i hear a creed song, a little piece of me dies inside.
one of my classes is cancelled tomorrow. maybe ill go walk around downtown. get a smoothie or something. actually i just remembered i have to pay the water bill. wow i fill out a check beautifully. it's as if god put me on this earth to write checks. it's late and i'm getting weird.
i just saw this. fits my previous statement very well. creed sucks. |
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| let's have a ball and a biscuit sugar |
[Apr. 20th, 2003|09:44 pm] |
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| | the black keys | ] |
imagine for a minute how awesome it would be if liam lynch was your neighor. u can't can u? neither can i. if the english language has words to describe it i have yet to run across them. i just watched the dvd that came w/ his cd. jawesome.
the family from ohio was here this week. good times were had. my uncle bought this old 8mm video projector cause we have all these old movies on 8mm. little did we know we had super 8mm. totally different. so this whole week he was on the search for a super8 w/ no success. he went to like 4 antique shops but never found one. poor guy. bless his little heart. talked to jessie for the first time in many months last night. it was like old times. sort of. i wish my cousin ived down here. he knows a lot about computers and video games and movies and whatnot. if only my pals were as knowledgeable...
i watched a show about the stigmata today. weird. they said st francis of asissi might have self-inflicted his wounds in a delirious state. did not know that. i was verrry bored today. kind of in a weird mood. i felt like being alone so i holed up in my room and ripped a bunch of new cds onto my computer. perhaps ill watch a movie now. i want to work at borders this summer. i got an application there today. those mofos better hire me. nothing funny or exciting happened this weekend. except...i saw malibu.s most wanted w/ chaffin. that was funny. please school hurry up and end. please. |
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| i dont know karate but i know karazy |
[Apr. 17th, 2003|12:31 am] |
this guy was just on leno who was 101. he did the shotput and sang a beatles song. i doubt ill live until im 80. i cant imagine living 101 years. i wonder if he ever gets tired of waking up every day? man this entry seems kind of depressing. i found my webcam under my bed today. its a piece of garbage. but when im in front of the camera magic happens. i wook the worst pics. i nearly used one for the lj user pic. the night is still young. i may do it yet. |
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| in da library |
[Apr. 16th, 2003|11:45 am] |
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i am starving. earlier they were selling chik-fil-a in front of sanford. stupidly i decided to wait until after my next class. they stopped selling them. cripes all friday. i have class at 1220 and i really want to skip. i'm going to on friday so i need to stay strong today. i think we get a test back so that is my incentive for going. morgan webb on techtv is too fine. this weekend should be fun. my family from ohio is arriving today in lville. they might come up here to visit me. that would be nice. i would probably get a free meal. i need to go to the grocery store today. i should have gone on sunday. i think i can wait until next week. if i pretend it's a game, the hunger pangs will be like small victories. who needs food anyway? i joined an espn fantasy baseball league and immediately began a reign of terror that will continue through the rest of the 1st half of the season. i am like 400 points behind everyone else but i care not. they will all cower before my superior knowledge of pitching staffs and hitters. i suppose i'll walk over to class now. |
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| trying (in vain) to sleep |
[Apr. 16th, 2003|02:06 am] |
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| | bill withers | ] |
i bought spirited away today. didn't get to watch it yet. i wrote a bunch of nonsense to a girl on doug's buddy list and she thought he liked her. cupid's arrow found its mark. i nearly drove to larryville yesterday to get my liam lynch cd and my book sin city. i accidentally had them delivered there. how ever so silly of me. i'm going to have my first tea party tomorrow. i bought chinese food today. i want some right now. i'm going to sleep so i can't . for breakfast i will though. mmm chicken lo mein at 8am. i have been "jonesing" for a jones soda for the past few days or so. hahahhahaha. i almost ordered some off the internet for like $19 for a 12 pack. yeah. so today i stop at a gas station by the apartment and what do i see BUT jones soda staring back at me. oh i saw roger dodger today. the guy in it...roger.. speaks very well. i wish i could speak as well as i write. speaking of speaking i have to give a speech next tuesday on the merits of open-source database management systems. should be fun. next semester im getting rid of the headboard and baseboard and putting the matresses right on the floor. i love bugs. the other day we saw a mouse downstairs. we tried to capture it but it proved to be too elusive. he would have been my pet and i could have made him do things for me. like make plunkett's room stop smelling. it's like a garbage heep. |
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| grandma's hands |
[Apr. 11th, 2003|04:17 pm] |
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| | sundays - wild horses | ] |
last night douglas and i went to see brandi in the miss kappa alpha psi pageant. did i mention it was the inaugural pageant? well it was. we were part of history. anyway i noticed something strange while i was there. little background info...kappa alpha psi is a black fraternity...anyway all the black people were sitting in the front of the auditorium and all the white people were in the back. reverse discrimination huh. i became rosa parks and sat in the front. i rule.
i didnt really sit in the front. it served my story better. i sat in the middle near brandi's family. maybe her name ends w/ a y. who knows. anyway brandi was 2nd. she was miss phi nu phi. looks like im going to the dogwood festival thing this sunday w/ biehl. she talked me into it on the phone. i hope it doesn't suck. she said she saw natalie down in destin in da club dancing w/ some dude. i hope she is not impregnated. my parents would be the youngest grandparents on the block. so it's official. im a programming genius. 134/150. suck it trebec.
i was watching i love the 80's - 1985 and they showed the clip from cocoon where wilford brimley is talking about his boner and he calls it blue steel. and says a cat couldnt even scratch it. haha old guys talking about boners. i still havent gotten the liam lynch cd from amazon. those man-kissers said it would ship immediately when i ordered it not they say april 17-18. i hate them. i should have just goe and bought it on tuesday. i met some girl yesterday that looks so familiar but i dont know where i know her from. i hate that. everyone should dl mos def - kalifornia.
i just saw j lo's flashdance video...man junk in the trunk. i saw some kaolinite today as well. for those ignorant of geology, kaolinite is like white clay sort of. anyway i harkened back to the days of bert taylor's geology class. scott and i would each take turns doing lines of "kay-o" aka kaolinite. we would cut it up and then roll up a dollar bill and take care of it. those were the days. bert taylor loved me.
eli the plan backfired. doug didn't care so it didnt work. the over timer is going off downstairs and nobody is turning it off. good thing i can close my door. i saw red dragon this week. pretty good movie. the girl at blockbuster told me she liked hannibal better. i should have put her out of her misery right there. that movie is no good. red dragon was way better. i also saw city of lost children. cool. ron perlman is awesome in every movie he's in. hellboy will be excellent. this is turning into a manifesto. i better wrap things up. i want a pda so bad. this kid in one of my mis classes works for the university..he maintains the wireless network or something...and has like 2 pagers and 2 cell phones. he also has a pda. maybe ill get that for my birthday in like 6 months. excellent idea. i ran into dominy today. i hadn't seen her in like 6 months. good times. |
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| steven seagal |
[Apr. 5th, 2003|10:40 pm] |
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| | mos def - kalifornia | ] |
man i'm bored to death. i should have styed in lville tongiht. the family went to fla...i would have had the home to myself. at least there are movies after 945 to go to there. ive been sitting around here for like 2 hrs. i almost wish i had a project due or something to work on. i need to find a girl to do it w/. last night i went to steak and shake for the 1st time since 9th grade. it was nice. chaffin and i saw zach brown, justin downing, as well as michal and jessica which i know from up here. overall then met us there, fully decked out in shorts, polo shirt and loafers. he needed 1 of 2 things to complete the look...
1. the "frat tuck"
2. croakies
last week my mom said some kid spoke like a thug. i asked her how thugs talk and she gave me an example:
"give me da beer."
much hilarity ensued, and yesterday she showed me an article that talked about "in da club" by 50 cent, thus proving her point. haha man im so used to writing crappy programs in vb and saving after every little thing, i just tried to save this last sentence. what a sucka.
chaffin cut my hair today. it always looks weird to me after it gets cut. i get used to the rats nest that grows there. but i like it. i played w/ her sister morgan for like an hour. i like playing w/ little kids. i wish i had some younger cousins. this next week bruce is paying me to drive back to lville 2x and refill his fax machine w/ paper. i told him i would do it for free but he wouldn't hear of it. big al has been getting in trouble at school lately. coach holloway said he's running w/ a bad crowd. if hes not careful he'll be running alright...from me as i throttle him w/ soap in a sock.
payam and i went to the mall and did some thifting today. he took his bike to get fixed at galyans cause the brakes on thr rear wheel were tight against the wheel so it couldn't turn. as it turns out, u need to have the wheel on right for the brakes to function properly. eli's wheel was on crooked. i likened it to kate telling me her speakers and/or sound card were broken, yet when i got there i discovered that the system was muted. awesome. i just went to best buy and bought the new white stripes cd. i only listened to tracks 1-3 but i liked them. i almost bought the new who framed roger rabbit dvd. i should have. i could be watching it right now. on tuesday liam lynch's cd comes out. it will be mine. oh yes, it will be miine. i always make movie references on here and i hope they haven't fallen upon deaf ears. doug just got home. finally some human contact. i guess i'm done for now. |
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| billy corgan, smashing pumpkins...homer simpson, smiling politely |
[Apr. 3rd, 2003|10:16 pm] |
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the week from hades has finally come to an end. my mis test was so much easier than the last one. needless to say i was quite relieved. could simple plan suck any more? i think not. goodwin and plunkett love their new "song" addicted. goodwin especially. he sings it nonstop. its enough to drive a man insane. overall just came by. that was nice of him...haven't seen him in a coupe of weeks or so. i almost went to see elise tonight after i went to subway. but i didnt. still haven't beaten zelda. maybe tomorrow. i need to get a job for the summer. maybe work at a book store or something. maybe bank of america again...hahah who am i kidding? i dont think i could do it again. i saw te shannyn sossamon look-alike again today...too fine. my hair is out of control. will be cut. by chaffin. this weekend. or else...
it will get longer. i am boed. need to immerse myself in something. goodbye. |
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