i've got so many keys you'd think i was valet parking

mr. majestyk

Tue, 02 Sep 2003 05:48:17 GMT

RIP charles bronson

those goofy bastards are all i've got going for me.

Sat, 09 Aug 2003 02:13:07 GMT

i just returned from iowa, florida, and london. it was fun. too tired to write. will update later.

same bat-time, same bat-channel

Wed, 23 Jul 2003 07:57:17 GMT

kyle here. it's about 30 minutes before my bedtime so i thought i might kill some time here. i hope this doesn't get deleted. if it does i will be enraged. nobody wants that. this summer has been rather uneventful so far. read every book i could get my hands on, watched about 100 movies, pretty much doing everything possible besides taking a class or working. living the high life you might say.

that's about to change. thursday i depart for some town in iowa for the every 5th year family reunion. it's my mother's side and the only time i see them is at said reunions. it would be nearly intolerable if not for the fact that i'll be staying in a cabin on a lake. i will fish to my little heart's content. moving on, from there i will be going to orlando to watch my brother play in some travel ball world series. hopefully it will not be 90 degrees constantly. i have a feeling this will turn out to be false hope. shortly after my return from orlando, overall, christine loughman and i will depart for london. good times will be had. i've never been there before, it should be interesting. it's about 95% certain that we will have a free place to stay while there as well. does it get much better? i think not. unless....you are in posession of a delta buddy pass. which i am. so it does indeed get better.

while i'm gone i shall miss douglas' birthday. he will turn 21 and probably get drunk and get an std all in the same night. perhaps he will receive a gift from a foreign land. i recently got back into ping pong. ronnie and payam came over one day and got me playing again. about 2 weeks earlier i found a movie called ping pong, from japan i believe, but i didn't have subtitles so i couldn't watch it. shortly after eli and ronnie come over, what do i find but subtitles. the movie is awesome. i wish i was a professional table tennis player. i wish i could have a table up at school. it would be glorious.

i have been watching my family guy dvds fairly regularly here lately. for my money comedy doesn't get much better. i think i'm running out of things to say. oh here's a nice litle story i can tell. so i'm at my aunt's house fixing her computer. my uncle is retired and he watches my cousin's son gabe who is like 2 i think. anyway when the kid says my name it either sounds like cow or tile, but never the right combination of the two. he was saying it and he said cow and my cousin...his mom...said "he's a cow." so gabe says "you're a cow" to me and i say it back to him. then he goes totally below the belt and says "your mom is a cow." it totally ruled. he's the coolest 2 year old. last time i was playing with him he was chasing me around the yard and then all of the sudden he stopped. i went over to him to see if he was okay. i noticed his legs were slightly bent and his face was red and trembling. then as soon as it had come it was gone. i asked him if he was okay and he sad "finished poopin." killer.

i hate it when i listen to the radio/mp3s whatever and i hate every song i hear. that just happened. i think thats my cue to go to sleep. i've got a bunch of annoying jobs to do tomorrow. it could turn into a long day. by the way i love nelly/ p diddy/ murphy lee - shake ya tailfeather.

kyle

you've made your big gay bed and now you must sleep gaily in it

Wed, 02 Jul 2003 04:39:26 GMT

so i posted last night. or so i thought. first time in over a month and this is the thanks i get. i hate lj. man it was awesome too. what a waste.

Thu, 22 May 2003 00:43:52 GMT

i have not updated in quite some time. finals went ok. i ended up with 2 a's, 2 b's, and a c. not too shabby. the c was in a class i thought was a guaranteed b. total suckage. my maymester finance class is no fun. i am done at 11 and feel accomplished when i get out of class, but i would rather feel my head on the pillow. nobody's ever up that early so i end up going home and watching tv until like 12 or 1 anyway. i need a job.

the move back home for the summer has been completed. my computer is on a crappy folding table that shakes constantly but i don't really mind. living in the basement and constantly watching movies/playing video games in surround sound rocks the body that rocks the party. not much has been happening lately. metro thrift continues to be crappy. i always go in hopes that it will be like the old days but it appears like those days are gone. wendy rohr went to madrid today. i have always wanted to go there. or barcelona. maybe one day ill visit.

i have not been sleeping well as of late. i am like an old man. i go to bed at like 11 and wake up a hundred times during the night for no apparent reason. maybe i'm going to bed too early. i have to get up at 7, which for me is the equivalent of bamboo chutes under the fingernails and red hot pokers in the eyes. i'm nonfunctional in the class. the teacher will ask me a question and it takes me like 5 seconds to process it. i have to think of the last thing she said...cause i'm half asleep...i think she thinks i'm dumb. i don't blame her. adam kennedy sits next to me. it's weird seeing people from high school that i was friends with in middle school. he became too thugged out for my liking. our social circles didn't intersect a whole lot. there are also like 10 people who i recognize from somewhere. today i determined that there's a girl in there that i met at some sorority social freshmen year. weird.

me fail english? that's unpossible!

Thu, 08 May 2003 04:45:57 GMT

booooored to tears. i have no class tomorrow so i don't want to waste this lovely night. i spent all day reading for my econ final on friday. oh man mothra just flew in my room and made a foolish attempt to land on my reading light. little did it know that my light has the power of a thousand suns. needless to say that moth has flapped its little wings for the last time.

i wrote natalie's senior letter today. better late than never. it wasn't really that funny. i didn't have the midas touch. the one i wrote last year to joe was a masterpiece. i've got 4 years to write one for alan. i shall do my best.

so i'm trying to dl this french movie but i don't think there are any subtitles for it. if that's the case i will not be a happy camper. jana is spending the night over here. she didn't have anywhere to sleep cause doug is selfish and wouldn't let her sleep in his room, so i offered to share my bed. she declined, saying that i ooze too much machismo for her to be able to sleep in the same bed as me without being overcome with passion and succumbing to the desires of the flesh. i was like ehhhh...WHATEVER. luckily doug's stone heart went soft for a few seconds and he let her sleep on the floor of his room. ha. that reminds me of the donny osmond classic "soldier of love". donny is "a rebel with a heart made of stone".

i need some new songs to listen to. the same songs have been on my playlist for a month. except for copeland. everyhting else needs to go. so everyday for the past week i have gone online and created a new mini cooper that i will someday buy. my fav if the black with white bonnett strips. also it must have "the works". i want one oh so badly. ballofbart i believe is also a fan. i'm stuck w/ 2 of my books that i wanted to have bought back. next year they are using the new edition. not the group. hahahahahaa. wow i'm chock full 'o jokes tonight. i have a new background for my computer. gone is the lovely rachael leigh cook, only to be replaced by hellboy. a welcome change, long overdue and weeks in the making. it looks like this semester ill have one of the three following grade combinations:

1. 3 a's and 2 b's
2. 3 a's, 1 b, and 1 c
3. 2 a's, 2 b's, and 1 c

those go from most to least desirable. i definitely could do without the c. it's vb programming though, and i would say that i am an average programmer. this has been great. now it is time for some soldier of fortune 2 or battlefield 1942. ciao.

our man flint

Tue, 06 May 2003 18:46:42 GMT

goodwin screams more than an 8 year old girl. for the rest of my life, his high pitched, screaming voice will haunt my dreams.

p.s. i hate programming

"Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at."

Thu, 01 May 2003 21:25:27 GMT

i need a break from the books. i forgot to go to the sily spider monkey fiasco live show the other night at tate. i am dumb. that very same night i also forgot to turn in a project for my programming class. study study study. i want to go see xmen2 tonight at midnight but i have a final at 10am. i might have to wait until tomorrow. that frickin clown picture is still hanging in elise's dorm. it's the bane of my existence. just when i had forgotten about it. also the other night on conan the white stripes sang part of a son house song.

last night i killed 18 of these tiny bugs that kept flying on my monitor. then while i was laying in bed i kept "feeling" them on my legs and arms. it could have been the acid though.

i want the new ipod

Wed, 30 Apr 2003 19:03:30 GMT

please go here and watch these short animations. they rule. strindberg and helium

i played text twist on yahoo today for an hour in the library. it's quite engaging. i've got a final on friday so i need to begin preparations to dominate it. in other news, my cousin is getting married this weekend. i need to find proper attire for the event. that is all.

Mon, 28 Apr 2003 15:29:55 GMT

whoever was sitting at this computer before me was looking at porn. i hope they got busted. that would be entertaining. this weekend i was supposed to go to the aquarium but OF COURSE overall cancelled. he said he would rather go when more people could go...meaning i'm not cool enough to go with. mr. saturday night special. i only kid. but he did cancel. and for that i will break one or both of his legs.

there's something in my throat. it's killing me. however i do not want to be the guy who won't stop coughing. i hate that guy. i have become what i hate the most. seven coughs in a row. maybe i have SARS. aah it went away...guess not. hahahahaa news can be fun. svengali

the library is boring. there is a line of people near the front that need to use a computer. i hope they aren't in a hurry cause i'm here for 40 more minutes. doing absolutely nothing. i saw michelle cruz yesterday. i had not seen her since high school.

doug took back dynasty warriors 4 last night. he said it was the worst 15 minutes of his life. i would have to agree with him. i want to purchase it badly. sadly i am broke. only $325 in the bank account. $275 is due in a few days...$92 more in another week. luckily i worked this weekend and made $100. maybe i'll buy it and charge it to the game. bruce and glo wouldn't be too upset. natalie spends about $500 a month. i think $50 would be ok for me. i just saw a kid in played baseball with at lawrenceville park when i was 8. weird. ok enough of my gay banter. eat your vegetables and take your vitamins.

mary kate and ashley olsen are making a movie

Fri, 25 Apr 2003 06:31:55 GMT

u heard right. it shall be called new york minute. i think this is a mandate straight from heaven. in other news, elise just gave me the finger. i was shocked and awed.
douglas and i played dynasty warriors for like 2 hours tongiht. the same level...never beat it. i am going to the tennessee aquarium this weekend. doug is on the fence. overall is of course in. doug said jana might go. it will be a rip-roaring good time.

i have to write 2 senior letters, count em 2. i dont ever know what to say. mine to joe was basically a list of the funny things he witnessed or was a part of while i was there. it seemed to have no sentimental value whatsoever. if i were to fall asleep right now, i would get exactly 5 hrs and 15 mins of sleep. i really want to watch another movie but i apparently need sleep in order to be a "functioning member of society." maybe ill watch a short charlie chaplin. yess what a plan. the adventurer it is. it is a mere 7 days until xmen 2. sexcellent.

now where that was ok, i think u need to work on it..some

Wed, 23 Apr 2003 05:16:20 GMT

i love how whenever i have plenty to do i have to get up early the next morning, yet last night, when i have all night to do whatever, i am extremely bored and go to sleep at 1. that is a long sentence. take a breath. you deserve it.

now i guess this guy thinks he's ali g but look at what i found on this message board i go to sometimes...
Allz You B-boyz n B-girlz needs to hit up ma websizzite!! super-greg, rashy, an roccy bring ta flava. cuz we be screamin infideleties what now!!
weiner

i will strive to be that cool. i think doug is in love w/ steph z. he's got that old-fashioned look in his eye where he'd do anything to bone her. i watched two weeks notice today. it was good. hugh grant rocks the body that rocks the party. the white stripes are on conan all week long. too cool for just one show.

i got my new book sin city and began reading it. pretty good for my first graphic novel. i wish i could draw well. i think i'll start reading preacher next. everytime i hear a creed song, a little piece of me dies inside.

one of my classes is cancelled tomorrow. maybe ill go walk around downtown. get a smoothie or something. actually i just remembered i have to pay the water bill. wow i fill out a check beautifully. it's as if god put me on this earth to write checks. it's late and i'm getting weird.

i just saw this. fits my previous statement very well. creed sucks.

Mon, 21 Apr 2003 15:28:11 GMT

i just LOLed in the library and about 10 people looked at me. i rule.

this is the inspiration for my laughter.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-02-10&res=l

i hope u like. off to the salt mines.

let's have a ball and a biscuit sugar

Mon, 21 Apr 2003 01:44:02 GMT

imagine for a minute how awesome it would be if liam lynch was your neighor. u can't can u? neither can i. if the english language has words to describe it i have yet to run across them. i just watched the dvd that came w/ his cd. jawesome.

the family from ohio was here this week. good times were had. my uncle bought this old 8mm video projector cause we have all these old movies on 8mm. little did we know we had super 8mm. totally different. so this whole week he was on the search for a super8 w/ no success. he went to like 4 antique shops but never found one. poor guy. bless his little heart. talked to jessie for the first time in many months last night. it was like old times. sort of. i wish my cousin ived down here. he knows a lot about computers and video games and movies and whatnot. if only my pals were as knowledgeable...

i watched a show about the stigmata today. weird. they said st francis of asissi might have self-inflicted his wounds in a delirious state. did not know that. i was verrry bored today. kind of in a weird mood. i felt like being alone so i holed up in my room and ripped a bunch of new cds onto my computer. perhaps ill watch a movie now. i want to work at borders this summer. i got an application there today. those mofos better hire me. nothing funny or exciting happened this weekend. except...i saw malibu.s most wanted w/ chaffin. that was funny. please school hurry up and end. please.

i dont know karate but i know karazy

Thu, 17 Apr 2003 04:31:47 GMT

this guy was just on leno who was 101. he did the shotput and sang a beatles song. i doubt ill live until im 80. i cant imagine living 101 years. i wonder if he ever gets tired of waking up every day? man this entry seems kind of depressing. i found my webcam under my bed today. its a piece of garbage. but when im in front of the camera magic happens. i wook the worst pics. i nearly used one for the lj user pic. the night is still young. i may do it yet.

in da library

Wed, 16 Apr 2003 15:46:13 GMT

i am starving. earlier they were selling chik-fil-a in front of sanford. stupidly i decided to wait until after my next class. they stopped selling them. cripes all friday. i have class at 1220 and i really want to skip. i'm going to on friday so i need to stay strong today. i think we get a test back so that is my incentive for going. morgan webb on techtv is too fine. this weekend should be fun. my family from ohio is arriving today in lville. they might come up here to visit me. that would be nice. i would probably get a free meal. i need to go to the grocery store today. i should have gone on sunday. i think i can wait until next week. if i pretend it's a game, the hunger pangs will be like small victories. who needs food anyway? i joined an espn fantasy baseball league and immediately began a reign of terror that will continue through the rest of the 1st half of the season. i am like 400 points behind everyone else but i care not. they will all cower before my superior knowledge of pitching staffs and hitters. i suppose i'll walk over to class now.

trying (in vain) to sleep

Wed, 16 Apr 2003 06:05:50 GMT

i bought spirited away today. didn't get to watch it yet. i wrote a bunch of nonsense to a girl on doug's buddy list and she thought he liked her. cupid's arrow found its mark. i nearly drove to larryville yesterday to get my liam lynch cd and my book sin city. i accidentally had them delivered there. how ever so silly of me. i'm going to have my first tea party tomorrow. i bought chinese food today. i want some right now. i'm going to sleep so i can't . for breakfast i will though. mmm chicken lo mein at 8am. i have been "jonesing" for a jones soda for the past few days or so. hahahhahaha. i almost ordered some off the internet for like $19 for a 12 pack. yeah. so today i stop at a gas station by the apartment and what do i see BUT jones soda staring back at me. oh i saw roger dodger today. the guy in it...roger.. speaks very well. i wish i could speak as well as i write. speaking of speaking i have to give a speech next tuesday on the merits of open-source database management systems. should be fun. next semester im getting rid of the headboard and baseboard and putting the matresses right on the floor. i love bugs. the other day we saw a mouse downstairs. we tried to capture it but it proved to be too elusive. he would have been my pet and i could have made him do things for me. like make plunkett's room stop smelling. it's like a garbage heep.

grandma's hands

Fri, 11 Apr 2003 20:17:04 GMT

last night douglas and i went to see brandi in the miss kappa alpha psi pageant. did i mention it was the inaugural pageant? well it was. we were part of history. anyway i noticed something strange while i was there. little background info...kappa alpha psi is a black fraternity...anyway all the black people were sitting in the front of the auditorium and all the white people were in the back. reverse discrimination huh. i became rosa parks and sat in the front. i rule.

i didnt really sit in the front. it served my story better. i sat in the middle near brandi's family. maybe her name ends w/ a y. who knows. anyway brandi was 2nd. she was miss phi nu phi. looks like im going to the dogwood festival thing this sunday w/ biehl. she talked me into it on the phone. i hope it doesn't suck. she said she saw natalie down in destin in da club dancing w/ some dude. i hope she is not impregnated. my parents would be the youngest grandparents on the block. so it's official. im a programming genius. 134/150. suck it trebec.

i was watching i love the 80's - 1985 and they showed the clip from cocoon where wilford brimley is talking about his boner and he calls it blue steel. and says a cat couldnt even scratch it. haha old guys talking about boners. i still havent gotten the liam lynch cd from amazon. those man-kissers said it would ship immediately when i ordered it not they say april 17-18. i hate them. i should have just goe and bought it on tuesday. i met some girl yesterday that looks so familiar but i dont know where i know her from. i hate that. everyone should dl mos def - kalifornia.

i just saw j lo's flashdance video...man junk in the trunk. i saw some kaolinite today as well. for those ignorant of geology, kaolinite is like white clay sort of. anyway i harkened back to the days of bert taylor's geology class. scott and i would each take turns doing lines of "kay-o" aka kaolinite. we would cut it up and then roll up a dollar bill and take care of it. those were the days. bert taylor loved me.

eli the plan backfired. doug didn't care so it didnt work. the over timer is going off downstairs and nobody is turning it off. good thing i can close my door. i saw red dragon this week. pretty good movie. the girl at blockbuster told me she liked hannibal better. i should have put her out of her misery right there. that movie is no good. red dragon was way better. i also saw city of lost children. cool. ron perlman is awesome in every movie he's in. hellboy will be excellent. this is turning into a manifesto. i better wrap things up. i want a pda so bad. this kid in one of my mis classes works for the university..he maintains the wireless network or something...and has like 2 pagers and 2 cell phones. he also has a pda. maybe ill get that for my birthday in like 6 months. excellent idea. i ran into dominy today. i hadn't seen her in like 6 months. good times.

steven seagal

Sun, 06 Apr 2003 03:40:06 GMT

man i'm bored to death. i should have styed in lville tongiht. the family went to fla...i would have had the home to myself. at least there are movies after 945 to go to there. ive been sitting around here for like 2 hrs. i almost wish i had a project due or something to work on. i need to find a girl to do it w/. last night i went to steak and shake for the 1st time since 9th grade. it was nice. chaffin and i saw zach brown, justin downing, as well as michal and jessica which i know from up here. overall then met us there, fully decked out in shorts, polo shirt and loafers. he needed 1 of 2 things to complete the look...
1. the "frat tuck"
2. croakies
last week my mom said some kid spoke like a thug. i asked her how thugs talk and she gave me an example:
"give me da beer."
much hilarity ensued, and yesterday she showed me an article that talked about "in da club" by 50 cent, thus proving her point. haha man im so used to writing crappy programs in vb and saving after every little thing, i just tried to save this last sentence. what a sucka.

chaffin cut my hair today. it always looks weird to me after it gets cut. i get used to the rats nest that grows there. but i like it. i played w/ her sister morgan for like an hour. i like playing w/ little kids. i wish i had some younger cousins. this next week bruce is paying me to drive back to lville 2x and refill his fax machine w/ paper. i told him i would do it for free but he wouldn't hear of it. big al has been getting in trouble at school lately. coach holloway said he's running w/ a bad crowd. if hes not careful he'll be running alright...from me as i throttle him w/ soap in a sock.

payam and i went to the mall and did some thifting today. he took his bike to get fixed at galyans cause the brakes on thr rear wheel were tight against the wheel so it couldn't turn. as it turns out, u need to have the wheel on right for the brakes to function properly. eli's wheel was on crooked. i likened it to kate telling me her speakers and/or sound card were broken, yet when i got there i discovered that the system was muted. awesome. i just went to best buy and bought the new white stripes cd. i only listened to tracks 1-3 but i liked them. i almost bought the new who framed roger rabbit dvd. i should have. i could be watching it right now. on tuesday liam lynch's cd comes out. it will be mine. oh yes, it will be miine. i always make movie references on here and i hope they haven't fallen upon deaf ears. doug just got home. finally some human contact. i guess i'm done for now.

billy corgan, smashing pumpkins...homer simpson, smiling politely

Fri, 04 Apr 2003 03:16:56 GMT

the week from hades has finally come to an end. my mis test was so much easier than the last one. needless to say i was quite relieved. could simple plan suck any more? i think not. goodwin and plunkett love their new "song" addicted. goodwin especially. he sings it nonstop. its enough to drive a man insane. overall just came by. that was nice of him...haven't seen him in a coupe of weeks or so. i almost went to see elise tonight after i went to subway. but i didnt. still haven't beaten zelda. maybe tomorrow. i need to get a job for the summer. maybe work at a book store or something. maybe bank of america again...hahah who am i kidding? i dont think i could do it again. i saw te shannyn sossamon look-alike again today...too fine. my hair is out of control. will be cut. by chaffin. this weekend. or else...

it will get longer. i am boed. need to immerse myself in something. goodbye.

i'd never trust someone who was born on a pool table

Mon, 31 Mar 2003 19:19:03 GMT

this past week or so has been kind of rough. after this week ill be on cruise until finals. i have a mis test on wednesday. i hope to do a little better on this one than the last. seeing as how i made a 50/150 i think the odds are on my side. the next 2 days of my life will be consumed with declaring variables and populating arrays. wrestlemania was pretty good last night. jericho is king of the world...and should be wwe champ. i have been playing zelda a ton since last week. it is awesome. chaffin i need a haircut. perhaps this weekend? man i had a funny story that was the whole reason i sat down to do this. jeepers maybe ill remember later. short and sweet.

kyle

how bout puttin your lips on my lips and letting em stay there for a while

Mon, 24 Mar 2003 05:20:19 GMT

omg wut iz up muh ppz. wut did i do 2 day????? wenT 2 chuch den out 2 et w mai ma. i M soooo tird of skul. mai classz r hard.

dang its hard to type like that. it requires to much thought on my part. it was inspired by cottoncandee . if only i could write like that. i saw an article on the internet about how teachers are getting papers turned in that are written like that. krazy w/ a k. i have been looking through random ljs and have yet to find one which i enjoy reading. except cottoncandee's i read all os hers. i watched jason x last night. it was the worst movie i have ever seen. worse than sole survivors.

i love geek-to-chic makeovers. if jenny jones was still on i would try to get on the show. i could have my best friend say i needed a new style and then i would be chic. OR i could go on a show w/ out of control teens and scream "whatever! i do drugs and have sex! whatever." well i hope i can finish my mis project by thurs cause thats when its due. i might need to enlist ish's help. my new cell phone totally rules. except the ring sucks. indy is no more. i turned it off and just use the vibrate thing. stupid mobilesmarts.com sucks. wendy j and i were led to believe we might receive free ringtones. we were sold a fake bill of goods. my next art assignment is to go sit somewhere and describe peoples clothes w/o making value judgments about the wearer. should be neat.

kyle

Fri, 21 Mar 2003 05:17:36 GMT

i have been on a movie spree as of late. tears of the sun, willard, cradle 2 tha grave, and shanghai knights. i nearly saw chicago last night but opted instead to order adaptation on our hotel ppv thing. good thing the movie name DOES NOT show up on the room bill...im only kidding. i watched it w/ my mom. break has been lackluster at best so far. i went to charleston on wed and got back tonight. the weather there was crappy. i kept looking for lane leiker cause she goes to college of charleston but i never saw her. i thought i did like 100x but it was always some blonde skank. speaking of lackluster, this entry has the potential to suck the life out of all those who read it.

i have a massive project due thursday after the break and i have yet to begin. i cant gather the courage to begin it. maybe ill go back to school a day early and get it started. chaffin somehow thought i was coming to mville tongiht to visit. she was, however, sadly mistaken. perhaps tomorrow i will go if i get done working early enough. bruce has me working like a slave at the new office. 2 bookcases, a filing cabinet, a smaller bookcase, and a storage closet thing have all felt my wrath. they were assembled quickly and with precision. i also installed his dsl and wired all of the rooms for the internet. i should have my own home show.

my toenails seriously need to be trimmed. they are ridiculous. i have a problem w/ almost buying things. today alone i nearly bought the newest beck cd, the newest cat power cd, a houdini poster, 3 different books, and a video game. i think my mom is the worst driver on the planet. the biggest problem is that she thinks shes a good driver. man this war coverage is insane. every channel has some dude wearing a gas mask talking about some helicopter technology or something. now theres this "fake" saddam video. maybe hes the bizarro saddam and is a nice and caring leader. doug says hes going to enlist after this semester is over. i think its all talk but we will see. i really like the new r kelly song. i dont know how new it really is but its new to me. he may havea the sex w/ minors but he can still rap. overall is just like jon favreau from swingers. he rules. i got my new bruce springsteen poster. i overpaid for it but i dont give a care. it wont be hung till next year. doug never will. that joke is so awesome i used it last week too. on that note i am leaving.

kyle

can't sleep

Fri, 14 Mar 2003 08:11:35 GMT

theres a christian childrens fund commercial where a train goes by and then a guy walks across the tracks towards the camera. i always think another train will come and hit him. i have been entertaining that fantasy for a few days now. i think it would be a better commercial if it did. maybe more people would give only $.80 a day if they knew at any moment a train could come hurtling down the track leaving only death and destruction in its wake.

on a somewhat related note, in my econ class our teacher read an excerpt from a letter by martin van buren (then gov of ny) to president andrew jackson. he talked about how the new "rail roads" were driving the canals out of business. anyway he said that man was not meant to travel at the "breakneck" speed of 15 mph. myself and maybe 4 others found that funny. the rest of the class didnt share our enthusiasm for the material apparently.

i listened to wild horses by the sundays like 4 times in a row. thats borderline weird i think. i need to be sleeping but i think since i have but one day of class left before the break i cant. my cousin gave me 6 boxes of thin mints. i gave one to plunkett and doug already. goodwin hasnt been home much. looks like he missed the bus. if i had a metal detector i could find all sorts of metal goodies people have lost in and around my apartment. granted, i would probably be beaten mercilessly for actually owning a metal detector but the lost rings and gold coins i found would ease my pain.

paragraph city here i come. i bought a new book yesterday. its called "the adventures of kavalier and clay" by michael chabon...the same dude who wrote "wonder boys". its very good. kind of a history of comic books, and as the name implies, is an adventure story. hopefully next week bruce will have work to keep me busy. otherwise ill be forced to sit around and watch movies, play video games, read and work on my project. oh the humanity of it all. how could i ever live through such torture? i want to go see willard this weekend and city of god at some point during the week. city of god requires me to drive to lefront but i shall overcome. those are on the list. also added to the list is a trek downtown to urban outfitters w/ chaffin. i also believe im being forced to go to charleston w/ glo and nat so that nat can see her bf play tennis....excuse me if i dont sound excited. a road trip w/ glo and nat doesnt leave me w/ warm fuzzies. getting those two together reminds me of a line from an old 80's standard. this may be the one song lyric that ever finds its way here. bonnie tyler's classic "total eclipse of the heart" and the line is-
i'm living in a powder keg and you're giving off sparks
any second nat or glo could explode and ill be caught in the crossfire. hopefully this will not be the case.

i have been wearing th same boxers for 3, check that, 4 days in a row. all my clothes are dirty. i have become a vagabond. haha the best part is that these are big al's boxers. eat that bigpimpin3435. what else can i say to keep myself conscious? i am getting a new cell phone over the break. it will be glorious. i have seen a recent rise in the number of "amazings" i have heard in various places. before speaking, ask yourself if the item in question really inspires amazement. as it says in the bible, let he without sin cast the first stone. i will cast my stone regardless. i am guilty of overusing the word awesome. as an example, today i used awesome to describe a crappy construction paper roject i had to do for art. at no point was i ever in awe of this wondrous creation. think people, think.

yes theres more. since i have to write very few papers this semester i need somewhere to "unleash the beast". the beast in question being my writing ability. i just saw the train commercial again. say it loud....im black and im proud. jen went to amsterdam today on a mission trip. she told me she will mail me a postcard but ill probably just get in from her when she returns. and maybe some chocolate things she brought like last time. mmm chocolate. hey that reminds me of my homer simpson clock. did i mention how cool it is? anyway its IS awesome. not amazing. my fav phrase he says is "donuts of the world beware...its judgment day!"

this will be the final paragraph of my manifesto. i wish i was fluent in italian, japanese, mandarin, and german. i know spanish well enough to be able to understand most speaking but not well enough to speak it w/ confidence. i think i could understand french using my knowledge of spanish and italian. if i knew mandarin and japanese i could watch my fav movies and play import video games and laugh at the horrible translation. italian and german are mainly just cause i think they sound cool.

haha i totally lied in the last paragraph when i said it was the last one. this one really is. the last 2 days have been very nice outside, almost obscenely so. the ladies of pineview have been out in force garbed only in their bathing suits. some sluts next door were prancing around in thongs. naturally doug joined in the prancing, he even introduced a frolic to the rotation. man that was lame. on that note i shall retire for the evening. spring break 2k3 is set to begin in a mere 10 hours. i shall prepare our finest wines and cheeses for its arrival. all kidding aside, for this whole week i have eaten fast food, using my handy coupon book purchased from ish. i am completely out of food. today for brunch i ate 2 pieces of bread alone since my ham was a little south of ripe. it was very salty and smelled of elderberries. doug saw my friend christinas boobs in art class today. she leaned towards him to whisper something during class and he glanced down and got the whole show for free. he later described it to me in vivid detail. i jest. she had on a bra so he didnt see it all and he didnt really describe them in vivid detail. he just told me he saw her boobs. kind of a funny anecdote i thought i would share. this is a new record for me.

kyle

one more week

Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:30:59 GMT

this weekend was ok. bruce and i were nearly killed on sat by a couple of boricuas at the intersection of old ptree and whatever road jefferys in on...which may also be old ptree somehow. these dirty skanks ran the light and almost smashed into us. had it not been for my uncanny ability to sense imminent danger i might not be here typing this today. anyway we were moving a file cabinet to his office and when we skidded to a stop it slid forward and all the drawers snapped from their rollers. its kind of funny to look at.

i have to pay the phone/internet bill tomorrow and i have a feeling i might forget. but i hate leaving notes so i cant do that. speaking of hate, i hate geraldo rivera. my continued domination of school (minus mis) has continued through the next round of tests. either my classes are the really easy or i have somehow grown another brain because they have been pretty easy with minimum effort. programming is another story. no matter what i do i cant seem to get it. good thing its my major. i saw tears of the sun the other night. it was ok. standard action flick. goodwin, zach brown and justin downing also attended. why cant athens have a theater to play foreign and art films? i have to drive all the way to atl to see them. soooo i need some sleep.

kyle